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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

eggsammich:

I’m literally incapable of walking down the toy aisles without violently snickering anymore

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: grandtheft-autotune, via kisu-no-hi)

questbed:

killer-pineapples:

itscolossal:

Behold the 3Doodler, the world’s first pen that lets you draw 3D sculptures in real time.

has science gone too far

what if you drew gay porn

(via all1sees)

qhuinn:

#HeartsForSterek: Did you know it takes one hour of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from five pieces of Valentine’s Day Chocolate?

“Valentine, you didn’t give me any chocolate.”

“I… got hungry?”

“You ate all of them?”

“Eh, you sound surprised I’d do something like that.”

“I guess we’ll need all afternoon to burn the calories, then.”

“I like how you’re thinking.”

“You still owe me chocolate.”

“You don’t like chocolate.”

“I like to burn calories. Preferably with you.”

“Roger that.”

(via kisu-no-hi)

mstaury:

zipra:

You guysss I got the pictures me and my friend took of …me and my friend as black and white queen ;v;

wow gorgeous ;3;

(via little--jelly)